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My name is Devynn Paige. I am 17 years old. I am a woman of many talents and many moods. I love to talk so feel free to stop by my ask box. Whether it be something you need to vent about or the last episode of Doctor Who. To know more check out my about me page.

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
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Thursday, July 31, 2014

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via misscin101)


Me: I won't get jealous

Me: Who's this fucking whore

I THOUGHT READ SAID DEAD OH MY GOD I WAS SO CONFUSED

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obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

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Your blog sucks
- Anonymous

gnarly:

get out me blog

 

agentcarolinainthemorning:

littlebluecaboose:

world-cat:

Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.

It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.

I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.

"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free

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